Lawyer Joke of the Day

The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.”May I help you sir?” she asked.The man replied, “I want to see Suzy.””Sir, Suzy is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam.He replied, “No, I must see Suzy.”Just then, Suzy appeared and announced to the man she charged $5,000 a visit.Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.After an hour, the man calmly left.The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Suzy.Suzy explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.”There are no discounts. The price is still $5,000.”Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Suzy, and they went upstairs.After an hour, he left.The following night the man was there yet again.Everyone was astounded that he had come for athird consecutive night, b
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